No Tickling Before Breakfast

Brian & Simmi's Wedding Blog

23 July 2006

Special Prize Draw!

Hiya!

We'd like you to meet two of our most honoured and far-flung guests.


This is Olga Stalinova McSporran. She hails from the beautiful Kamchatka peninsula in eastern Siberia and is famed for her knowledge of types of snow and reindeer dung; her amusing regurgitation party-piece involving spoons and napkin rings; and her almost insatiable appetite for English-speaking men. Can't get enough of 'em apparently. She's really looking forward to coming to the wedding.


Our next guest is a rather astonishing fellow. Quentin Farquhar Trevarrick-Slocombe is probably the leading accountant in the Falkland Islands. His interests include counting things, using different coloured pencils, and sheep. He really likes sheep. Many's the evening he has spent in the company of people who've wound up sheltering in the same place as him, regaling them of his engaging and exciting life ranging across the low, windswept hills of the Falklands counting sheep. As he amusingly says, he's "not so much a bean-counter, as a sheep-counter!", usually followed by his trademark laugh which sounds something like a very loud magpie with the hiccups.

We thought that Quentin and Olga are such wonderful company that we'd run a little prize draw. So, we've decided that whoever is last to send us their RSVP, will get to sit between the pair of them at the Wedding Breakfast.

So come on, the RSVP 'respond by' date is fast approaching and if you want any chance to avoid win this wonderful prize, you're going to have to get that card back to us sharpish!

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